Your high school trophy for 1st place in acrobatics

You grab your trophy from the window ledge. Holding it tightly with both hands, you proceed towards the sleeping lion. You raise the trophy high above your head, causing your robe to undo a little at the waist, exposing a little of your furry belly. You bring the trophy down with great speed and ****. The lion wakes up! He stands up to confront you.