As if things couldn't get worse, the first bell rings. Oh fuck! You know you can't endure class like this, so you just decide you'll skip. What would you tell the teacher anyway? Unfortunately, after being tardy for 20 minutes the principal calls you to her office over the intercom. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Is she going to punish you? Expel you? You start to cry.
You walk into the principal's office and she immediately gets wide-eyed and drops her jaw. She eventually composes herself and speaks "So the rumors were true."
"I'm really sorry about coming to school naked! I really am!"
"That's not what I called you in here about."
You do a quadruple take "It isn't?"
"No. I called you in here because your teacher said you never showed up to class but people said they saw you. They also said you were nude, but I didn't believe that. I assumed you were just wearing a nude colored dress or something really skimpy. But, here you are in the altogether."
You cringe at your principal acknowledging your nudity. "And you have no problem with me being like this?" you point down at yourself with your chin.
"Oh, I have my opinions on that, but this is a free town and I value education more than anything. More than money, more than cars, more than fancy clothes. Or, in this case, more than wearing clothes."
"But I can't go to class like this! How will I explain it to my teachers?"
"Ah, that is a problem."
You are happy she finally understands your problem....no....wait...she clearly doesn't. She reaches for the intercom and loudly proclaims "Attention all teachers and students, Victoria Miller will be attending all her classes in the buff today. She has my permission and you are not to deny her class time. Repeat. Victoria Miller will be attending all her classes in the buff today. She has my permission and you are not to deny her class time. Thank you and have a wonderful, educational day!"
She turns to you "There, I fixed it for you, now, off to learning you go!"
"Thanks..." you say in a stunned and insincere way.
"No problem! Do try to wear clothes next time, though. Have a wonderful, educational day!"
And so, naked, defeated and with no excuse, you trudge on to your first class of the day. Fuck, did the principal have to announce that over the school intercom? Now everyone in the entire school knows you're naked today!
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