Your chronic masturbation can wait!

Fuck it, she masturbated in that bathroom five times a day! Moodini's midnight shows were just once a week! Ellie lunged forward, pulling Dawn into a hug and burying his face in her softness. "Thanks, Dawn! You're the best!" She turned and fast-walked (couldn't run with those bouncy things on her chest) to the Ruby Carpet Theater.

Behind her, Dawn let out a sigh of relief. A glance to the front desk caused the bellhop to blush as the buxom blonde concierge shot up a thumbs up and a wink for the marshmallow heaven he'd just experienced. He flipped Stacey the bird and moved to push his luggage cart.

The Ruby Carpet Theater was the Diamond Hotel's live stage show venue. The red carpets were plush and vibrant with posters on the walls outside the entrance featuring attractions. While they accepted booked gigs, the theater also had live-in on-staff performers and a once-a-month "Variety Show" for the other employees. On-staff performers were even given permanent living arrangements in the hotel for the duration of their contract. They had a dance troupe, an antique comedy duo, a crooner of light romantic ballads... Moodini was the Diamond Hotel's on-staff stage magician. Once a week after midnight on Sunday, she had a special adults-only show, one that Ellie had yet to miss a showing of since she started her job as a concierge! Granted, it wasn't exactly Moodini herself that kept Ellie so dedicated to the midnight Moodini shows...

Seated in the back, Ellie was giddy as the curtains drew back and spotlights lit up on the stage. The moment she'd been waiting for! Moodini the Magician sashayed confidently onto the stage, her huge 36F breasts bouncing in her white leotard. Something between a stage magician and a playboy bunny, Moodini's costume had knee-high black boots with slight heels, fishnet stockings, and a black tuxedo jacket over her white leotard low-cut enough to have half her huge bust bulging out with a jiggly, luscious cleavage. With tanned skin, raven long locks, luscious lips, and centerfold looks, you would think Moodini would be the assistant, but... The magician's top hat made it clear that this sex appeal was just her gimmick; she was a real illusionist!

Well, okay... Maybe her secondary gimmick. To go with the pun for her namesake, her black top hat had fake cow horns on it while a band around the back of her head held fake cow ears over her real human ones. A fake holstein cow's tail attached to the tailbone of her leotard made it clear that the 'moo' in "Moodini" didn't just come from the size of the magician's rack!

The brunette blew kisses under the spotlight, posing and making flourishing motions trained for the purpose of sleight-of-hand gestures intended for both distracting and directing audience attention around the tricks she's performing. Moodini had once told Ellie that she would've gone without the tuxedo jacket, but she needed the sleeves for storing flowers and colored streamers.

Of course... Moodini wasn't the real reason Ellie never missed a single midnight show. After all... a magician is nothing without her assistant!