Your bunny friend, Christina

You dial Christina and tell her about the intruder.

"Oh my god!" Christina exclaims. "You're not hurt? Wow. You just hang tight. I'll hop right over!"

You hang tight. It feels like hours, but it's only a few minutes before Christina barges into your apartment. She's wearing a tight and short T-shirt, showing off the brown fur of her tummy, and her short skirt is barely there. She gasps at the sight of the **** lion.

"He's huge!" she says. "...you didn't mention what a nice ass he has."

Christina rolls the lion onto his back.

"Let's see if he's huge all over," she says.

She unzips the lion's pants and sticks her hand inside!