Your boss

You turn around and find Joey staring at the photo of your daughter's ass with a fire in his eyes.

"That's my daughter," you say defensively.

"Well, good thing I caught you before you reported the photo, papa bear," teases Joey. "Yeah, she's sexier than her mother at that age."

"What? No she isn't," you retort.

"She's hotter. Look at those curves..." Joey trails off.

You roll your eyes, knowing full well that's it true, but you're not about to give a hint that you're attracted to your own daughter and have been for a while.

"Why isn't she at school?" asks Joey.

"Oh, she came back to help my wife," you tell, not wanting to talk about her.

"Well, she needs to do something," said Joey. "Sue needs a new managerial assistant. Talk to her about getting your sexy little piece a job."