Your besties mom

The phone number included is not an actual phone number, don’t call it.

You are sitting on your bed in your room with a cardboard package on your lap. With the package came a note, and you were reading it in disbelief.

“Dear James,

You and my daughter are now at that stage where it is obvious that you have started showing interest in her. I have realized that the two of you have grown closer and closer, but this is where I must step in. I see how you look at her, and I don’t want untoward to happen between you two. So if you're going to continue to meet with her, you will have to wear the content in this box while you are in this house as well as follow some rules. Else I will have to forbid you from seeing her.

If you accept and want to see my daughter again, you will send a photo of you wearing it to this phone number (248) 434 5508, so I can see it seems to fit well. More instructions will follow after the first photo.”

You sit there contemplating the note. You move the letter to the side and open the package. Inside there is another box. This one is more flashy and proclaims “male chastity device.” You sit there, turning over the box in your hand and looking at the packaging.

She couldn’t be serious, right. You pick up your phone, navigate to the contact named Sam, and press to call it. One signal goes through, but then you get the announcer that the person you are searching for isn’t available. So that’s it, you’ve been blocked. You eye the box with the chastity device. You want to hang out with Sam again, but am I willing to wear that?