Your across the street neighbor (girl)

You see a girl across the street leaving her house and you beeline toward her. She freezes in place as soon as she sees you in all your naked glory.

"Hi!", you say.

"Uh...hi yourself.", she says, not really knowing what to say in this situation. It's like she wasn't expecting a naked woman to show up on her property.

"Nice to meet you!"

"Nice to see all of you too."

"You like?"

"I can't lie, you look great."

"Thanks!"

She hasn't looked you in the face this entire interaction. Instated she's been busy staring at your privates "You do this a lot?"

"Just moved here and thought I'd try it out?"

"What do you think of it?"

"I love it! I wish someone would help me break it in, though."

"I was going to go to the store but that can wait now. You wanna come inside my house?"

"Did you mean to make that sound that dirty?"

"I mean, you showed up at my house butt naked and asked me to 'break you in', I think dirty is the default now."

And you follow her in.

"Oh, shit, the name is Kara, BTW!" she quickly rectifies a major oversight.

"God we're bad. We are about to do sexy stuff and we didn't even introduce ourselves!", you note.

"Like I said, dirty is the default now."