Your Bodyguard

Your loyal bodyguard Matilda has offered to be your wife. Whether you pick her or not she will remain steadfast and loyal to you.

The Pros:

1. Fiercely loyal, and will live and die for you.
2. She is regarded as the greatest swordsman in your kingdom.
3. She blushes when you call her by the nickname you gave her.
4. Loves knitting and will make clothes for your future child.
5. Wields a cursed sword passed on to only the female members of her family.

The Cons:

1. Doesn't have a sense of humor.
2. Will you to practice swordplay in your spare time.
3. Can't cook for shit.
4. Turns to if someone disrespects you.
5. Her cursed sword causes her to masterbate at certain parts of the day.