You win.

"THREE! WINTER WINS!"

You couldn't really concentrate on the referee's words, however, because you were about to reach an incredible climax due to Dakota's unrelenting touching. You cum hard, all over Dakota's hand, and you let out a carnal moan, dropping to the side.

A week passes. You're on your lush bed, in your apartment, eating a tub of fro-yo (it's somewhat healthier) to attempt to drown out your shame, but every channel on TV you flick to is talking about your embarrassing victory. Your o-face is on the cover of every gossip magazine. Occasionally you see tweets from other athletes or celebrities subtly mocking you. Not a single bad thing has been said about Dakota, however. Dakota may have lost the match, but at least she didn't become the first person to ever orgasm on a nationally televised event.

"It's not fair!" you whine to yourself. But you know complaining about it is no good. It's time you take action. It's time you take ****.