You walk into the theater

You shake away the thoughts, labeling them as ridiculous, and make your way inside.

You decide to skip the concession stand, but you do notice a cute, shorter haired, bespectacled Asian woman behind the counter. She's wearing the same uniform as the ticket seller, and the counter is low enough that you can see black pants are part of the attire. And hers are very form fitting. She's not the most curvaceous, but she still has a nice figure. You wouldn't mind taking a peek at what's underneath all that.

She's on her phone when you walk in, but she notices as you pass by her. Head still down towards to her phone, she looks up only with her eyes, over the top of her glasses. A sly smirk starts to form on her face. She's trying to hide it, but not very well. Did she just bite her lip? Jeez, you gotta be seeing things.

You make your way down a long hall to one of the very last theaters. It's quiet, and there's no sign of anyone else besides the women who work here.

The movie is just starting as you find your seat. Perfect timing. The title flashes across the screen in giant obnoxious letters:

PIRANHA BEARS FROM THE SUN 3: THE FINAL HIBERNATION

This movie's gonna be fucking awesome.

Just as you’ve settled in and the movie has already hit Mach 4 within five minutes, you suddenly hear a voice right next to you:

"Mind if I sit here?"