You think too slow

Your eyes wander down to her nearly nude breasts before you can think.

“That’s what I thought. You’ve been sneaking peeks for years! Ian!”

“I was just curious…and everything is basically out in the open, anyways! How come you get to wear things like that? This is a black one, and the white ones are even better!”

“How are the white ones better?!? Better to see me?”

“Yes!” Oops.

“…I’ll wear the white ones from now on then. Come help me.” Peg gestures to you to follow.