You start well

"Round 1" you hear them say.

Slap! You balls thump against the table after a vicious hit. "AHH!" You yell.

"Tik tok who hit you with what?".

You're really realing after the first hit and take a guess it was the daughter. But with what...

You balls sting more then you think they would with a punch so you mumble, "Dee with a slap".

"Correct" they both say, "time for round 2".

They give you no time rest and someone grabs you sac and squeezes your testicles to the bottom. Wham you can tell instantly it was a punch to your nuts.

"Arrghh!" You moan.

Learning from the first round you give your answers. "Punch" you have a stab in the dark and say, " Jan".

"Correct again" you heard her say.