You smile

You’re grinning from ear to ear after you realize what you just did, Elena will carry your baby, her asshole husband will believe it’s his and he’ll be None the wiser.

You and Elena lay together, cuddling for a while before you decide to ask her for some important information.

“So Lanas your sister?”

“Yeah I’m the youngest of 4, it’s kind of weird our boyfriends working together but Lana met Marcus through Kevin, so I guess that works out.”

You pause for a moment before asking another question.

“So how many people live here?”

She explains to you that you took the last room, in the 11 bedroom house, and that either someone or a couple occupy every room, but everybody has either a boyfriend or girlfriend except for you.

You ask her to tell you the names of everyone else who lives here besides you two and Kevin.

“Well you met Marcus already, and Lana…doesn’t technically live here but she’s here all the time… total freeloader but whatever I guess. There’s also Ella, she lives here with her boyfriend Kurt.”

“I met her earlier when I first moved in I think, she a redhead?” You ask.

“Yes and drop dead gorgeous too, there’s a girl named Rae lives here as well, her boyfriends name is Jared but he doesn’t live here, although technically Lana doesn’t live here either and we know how that goes…”

As this conversation goes on you learn about all your roommates, there’s Sami and joey, identical twin girls who live here with their husbands Aiden and Tyler, who you remember from work, and yeah, they’re a pair of assholes too, just like Marcus and Kevin. You don’t know Jared or Kurt but you know by the rules you put into the book that they must’ve been one of the asshole pointing and laughing at yoy as you got fired and thrown out, so you know you won’t mind adding their ladies to your harem as well.

You also learn about Craig, who lives here and is frequently visited by his girlfriend Kira, there’s also Rob and Steve whose girlfriends Mia and Eva again don’t technically live here but they might as well be living here. Lastly there’s peta, who lives here with her girlfriend AJ. At first you’re confused as to why they were put here, being that they’re lesbians and they’re not in a relationship with any of your asshole (former) coworkers. But it’s then that Elena goes on about peta and how she’s the best sister in law she could have ever asked for, and that’s she’s glad peta lives here.

“Wait…, so she’s Kevin’s sister?”

“Yeah he’s the oldest of 3.”

Well now that makes sense you think, you’re taking his wife, why not cum in his sister until she’s pregnant too?

And AJ? Well, she’s just the icing on the cake.