You set it up easily.

Before you know it you have the last candle lit. You carefully step over the sand into the big pentagram. The instant you do, you can hear cheesy game show music from somewhere and your home fades away. There is only darkness beyond the lights of the candles.

“Will contestant 7, 11, 17, 23, and 46 please disrobe and toss your clothing out of the circle. We can’t have any illegal foreign objects smuggled into the game now can we audience?”

A cheer erupts with “No.” Followed by the chant of, “Take it off. Take it off…”

As you aren’t naked you have to assume you are one of the ones they are referring to. Closing your eyes, you do as you are told with a dry gulp. ‘What have I gotten myself into?’ You think to yourself.

Once you are naked the voice of an announcer calls out, “Everyone ready? Good. Take your positions, ready yourselves, beginning round 1 in 3… 2… 1…. Contestants.”

The announcer and crowd chant in unison, “Wake the dragon.”

You spend a few seconds squeezing the thing till the entire first section of the cock is coated with a thick layer of lube, position yourself, then try just sitting on it. Your sphincter resists the intrusion and quickly you catch yourself panting. Sweat beads on your forehead. You grab your legs and lower yourself, trying to be careful not to fall as you have no idea if it would simply impale you, or just fall over. “Oh!” You exclaim inside of a gasp. The head pulls your hole open ever so slowly. Ribbons of pain attack your stomach, as if your body isn’t sure if it wants you to fart or vomit. You hold your breath and rise up. It pops out.

“Is he going to tap out?” The announcer asks.

You shake your head. “Not going out in round one.” Saying the words helps, but you don’t know why exactly. You settle back down after another squeeze to add more lube. Again it pulls you open slowly but this time your body decides it is simply going to poop it out and your muscles give a tingling little ripple. This has the opposite effect and you slide over the first scale.

A red light appears in the darkness, then another, and another, one each second, till ten shine brightly. “Congratulations. You’ve made it to round two. Relax and get ready for round two. Heels.” Then a floating silver disk enters the pentagram. On it sits an energy bar, a glass, a can of your favorite soda, and a pair of lace up black open toe sandals with a platform under the toes and a spiked silver 7” heel. The disk hovers there with no sign of support as you eat the energy bar and drink the soda, staring at the heels the entire time. Finally the announcer says, “Okay everyone get ready. Round 2 begins in one minute. Please put on your heels contestants number…” a long list of numbers follow, you are not the only one hesitating.