You sell the clothes to a thrift store for this month's rent

You smirk at the piles of discarded clothing - surely you can do something with them. Then you realize that rent is due next week, and you don't want to get behind on it yet again.

So, you start scooping up all the clothes and putting them in the trunk of your car. Obviously you take ample opportunity to sniff the more attractive-looking pairs of panties you can see, but steer clear of the granny panties so big they could be used for sailboats.

Eventually you have everything in the trunk, except for the special lingerie you keep in the passenger seat all for yourself. You drive to the thrift store, hoping to get a lot of money for all the dresses and shoes, and maybe even seeing how you can dress the fashionistas that shop there.