You see a flyer on the ground

You see a flyer on the ground advertising a show at a local aquarium for today. The flyer reads...

"Come see the first ever discovered mermaid! Half woman, half fish, this incredibly rare specimen is on display for the first time!"

Wow! A real life mermaid! Now this is something you have got to see! You take a look at the address and luckily you recognize the street name from the map you followed to get here. So you walk back to the apartment and hop in your car. You drive over to the aquarium only to see a long line of people waiting to get in. UGH, lines are so gay, and it looks like it is moving pretty slow. So, you find a place to park, get out, and consider your options. Well, you could sit there and wait in line, but then, you shouldn't have to wait in line. So, deciding that this is probably your best move, you breath in deeply, focus your mind, and bring time around you to a stop.

Walking past the line of immobile people, you head into the aquarium. It isn't hard to follow the line of people to the tank where she is.

When you first gaze at the tank with the mermaid, it strikes you immediately how sad it is. There she is, put out in front of everyone like a spectacle, a way to make money. There she is, frozen in time mid-swim. Her upper-body was indeed that of a woman. Her long hair flowed out behind her in the water. Her was a very pale color, which almost appeared to have a tint of blue in it, tho if it was caused by the water of it her hair was really blue it was hard to tell. She had a very cute, round face. Her breasts had been covered, you assume, since she appears to me wearing somekind of black sports bra. You wonder for a second if they had considered using seashells instead to cover her up. Below her breasts, her body tapered, and just as her hips flared out, her skin became scaly. Her scaly tail was a blue green, just like a fish, immediately the beauty if this creature struck you.

You stand there for a few minutes, pondering the situation. A poor mermaid, trapped in a tank to be viewed by thousands of others for certain. It was then, that a plan started forming in your head.