You say slutty, I say empowered (Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, Cons)

There was a time in AOC’s career where she viewed her own body as a curse. Being hot was an anchor that limited how seriously people would take her. As such, she went out of her way to suppress her inherent sexuality. She tried for years to present herself as an asexual political powerhouse that happened to be a young, fit woman.

But as she matured and started to truly rise up the political ladder, she began to see the advantages to being bad. She wasn’t going to let people make her embarrassed of her beauty. In fact, she was going to use, no, weaponize, the perversions of the patriarchy.

It had started subtly. A little more cleavage here and a bit of PDA there. A Thanksgiving campaign ad in which she licked whipped cream off her finger boosted her polling averages by 3 points across the board. There are some historians that credit that ad with sealing her Senate seat.

She repeated the stunt during her presidential run, but escalated it. This time she sucked the whipped cream off her boyfriend’s finger. She acted in the commercial like it was silly, wholesome fun, but she was as sharp and calculated as ever. By this point, people had begun to suspect her game, but they couldn’t stop her. The Ad pt 2, some general campaign trail hotness, and a video from a bounce house at the Iowa state fair helped propel her to the nomination.

To this point, everything she had done was above board, easily deniable, and planned solely by AOC herself. But the gloves had to come off for the general election. She convened a war counsel to discuss her big move. She explained her recent behavior and the reasoning behind it. She had figured out that the only people that were turned away by increased sexuality were people who were never going to vote for a socialist in the first place. But the sexuality would entice male voters, especially voters that voted Republican without actually being deeply invested in politics. They felt more positively towards her, were more likely to listen to her, and frankly, were willing to compromise their beliefs if it meant that she would stay in the news and on their screens. But, more political stakes meant she had to stoke that fire even harder than ever.

Her plan was simple. Go to a private beach in a bikini and make sure it gets photographed. She wanted it to look like she had taken every step to avoid being seen but a pap had somehow been able to sneak the shots. The council agreed and decided to get an ally photographer to do the dirty work. They kept a couple rings of separation between the candidate and the pap, but the information and unprecedented access made it clear to all parties what was going on. The shoot went off without a hitch and the photographer sold the pictures as planned. The internet went wild. The highlight of the package was a few second video clip from when she bent across her partner to get sunscreen and he playfully spanked her bikini clad ass a couple times. No one questioned how the photographer found them or why the picture/video quality seemed so high. AOC came out swinging in the press about the violation of her privacy and refused to apologize for her personal life. At the end of the day, Bikini-gate didn’t sink her campaign like many pundits predicted. Instead, it helped bolster her to a resounding victory. Talking heads pontificated on how AOC was able to ride the wave of sympathy that the whole thing created, but actually smart people knew that horniness was the emotion of victory.

After 5 years in office, AOC had accomplished more of her goals than anyone thought a socialist could. However, she was troubled that she never made any real headway into race relations. No matter what initiative she rolled out or speech she gave, it seemed like racial polarization was as bad as ever, even for young adults. But a lame duck president can do almost anything they need to to try to accomplish their goals. And a fully matured President Cortez who had already accepted her sexuality was a very powerful person. A bold step was needed and a bold step she was willing to take. A step that no other president was woman enough to take.

The video dropped on a Monday. It shook the world. The president of the United States had posted a PSA where she is getting plowed. Full, naked, unsimulated sex with multiple partners. As she got fucked in front of the camera, she gave her speech on racial unity. Her own current situation served as the tactile example of what racial harmony was and what it could mean for you. But this was more than words and demonstration, she announced her new program in the middle of it. At this point, she was getting railed from behind as her Asian partner was busy under them providing additional oral stimulation. Every year there would be a raffle across the country for all 4 years of college and graduating high school seniors. The winners would get to “meet” the president. The catch was that students would be awarded and deducted lottery odds throughout the year based on what they did to help or hinder achieving interracial unity.

The president had a press conference that afternoon; the most densely attended press conference in recorded history. To the disappointment of many, she came out in a simple red dress. She laid out some specifics for the program and also noted that the White House was in talks with several celebrities about lending their “help” to the program to allow for more “prizes” to be awarded. She promised that there would be options enough to make sure students of every gender and orientation would be able to fully appreciate their victory.

“Now obviously, I cannot give every winner the same… elaborate... prize that I demonstrated in that video, but I promise that it will still be worth their while. To demonstrate, let me introduce John Ingerman, a freshman at American University”

Out stepped a nude college student, already fully erect. He came up to the podium and up a step ladder, leaving his sizable erection in line with AOC’s face. With only a quick glance and smile upwards, she grabbed his cock and turned back to continue her conference. Stroking as she continued, she listed all the accomplishments that made John an ideal candidate to be the first chosen. John was a worthy guy so this took several minutes. By the time she was done talking up John, it was clear that John was about done himself.

“I know some of you at home must be thinking that this is a disappointment compared to the promise of the video. And, I understand that, but I’m a very busy woman. I promise that this isn’t too bad though. Is it, John? (she gave him direct eye contact here) Why don’t you show everyone just how disappointed you are? (She turned back to look, almost smugly, back to camera)”