You say nothing.

You say nothing.

Are they seriously talking about the size of your dick? At {Cock_inches} inches, you {if Cock_inches=6}know it's average, at least{elseif Cock_inches=7}know it's above average, and feel proud of it{else}know it's big, and don't mind showing it off{endif}.

Your wife, Riley, shocks everyone. Coming over to you, time seems to stand still as she unzips your pants. In slow motion, they fall to the floor. She then pulls down your boxer briefs, revealing your dick.

Your floppy dick.

"I guess not," Chloe says.

{if Nsfw=True}{endif}

You were always a grower, not a shower.

"No, wait, it gets big," Riley says and looks you in the eye with a smile that says "don't embarrass me now!" as she drops to her knees.

She takes your dick into her warm, wet mouth, but no matter how hard she tries, you are too {if Confidence<70}self-conscious{else}{if Drunkenness>70}drunk{else}embarrassed{endif}{endif} to get hard now.

Her friends are looking at you and eachother. It's embarrassing and awkward. You step back, your floppy dick popping out of your wife's mouth.

"I'm... sorry, I guess I'm too drunk," you say and quickly make your escape, heading to the bedroom.

The last thing you hear is Chloe saying "Let's find you a real man in the club, Riley!"