You read this rumor…

You were swimming through the depths of the internet, when you came upon this crazy tabloid style story. A man in your area was seen being gangbanged for weeks by dickgirls. He overdosed on their cum over several months. The chemicals in these girls juices contained muscle relaxants, estrogen, and growth hormones. He basically became a curvy woman, and they bred him in every hole until he couldn’t fit out the door. They had to bring in industrial grade equipment to haul him away.

Now, that’s a little crazy. That’s an exaggeration…but there might be a grain of truth to it. It says *not* to click on any pop ups offering a free trial…

You click it anyways.