You put your new cock to the test

You are suddenly back in the world, the world you came from before the white room of nothingness. You feel the same, you are in your apartment, nothing looks different. Then you put your hand down your pants, and smile as you feel the big monster cock you now possess. You move to your computer and call up some porn. A woman with big tits, masturbating with her fingers, stroking her clit, rubbing it briskly, moaning loudly as she rubbed one out. You slip your cock out and start to jack off to the erotic sight on your screen, but nothing happens. Your new dick, the monster that is bigger soft than you used to be hard, just lays there, soft as a noodle. Shit, you think to yourself, I need to figure out how to shove something up my ass so I can get a boner.

You remember a porno shop not far from your house. With the internet there did not seem to be much need to go to the seedy little shop the sells sex toys and porn mags. You pull up your pants shoving your soft cock back into your too small underwear and head to the shop. Pulling in you are surprised at how many cars are in the lot, but figure it will help hide you from anyone noticing you, or your car. You head up to the front door and head into the dimly lit shop. There is a display case up front with a bewildering number of dildos and other sex toys, cock rings, fake pussies, nipple chains and many items you have no idea about.

You say to the obviously gay clerk, "I need a ten inch cock."

He just laughs and say, "Don't we all big boy, don't we all."

No you say, "A dildo that is at least ten inches long."

"Well sure," the clerk says, "We have several that might do the trick. How much girth did you want in it."

"I don't know, um, make it as small as possible but still 10"

"Backdoor virgin are you," the clerk says smirking, immediately knowing what you planned to do with it.

You turn red but mumble, "It's not for me, its for ...well someone else."

"Sure honey, that's what they all say. How about this one," he holds up a flesh colored fake cock of the required length, but it is only two or so inches in circumference.

"And it even vibrates", he says laughing as he turns on the dildo, and it begins to emit a low hum.