You probably have to use the whole roll, right? (Pink Trigger)

"I don't think you have much of a choice, Erika... You've got to use the whole roll of tape. Any less and you won't have an adequate suit, right? Not to mention how hard it is to tape yourself a decent outfit as just one person... You're probably going to need to tear off quite a lot of it just to get every spot."

"As if! As if I'm going to waste my entire roll of useful duct tape on something so patently ridiculous?! That was a trick, right, stupid Player?! You tried to make me use all of my tape so that I wouldn't be able to seal rooms and lock windows later, didn't you?"

Ah... No, Erika. I wouldn't tell her, but this was just a classic use of reverse psychology. I thought that if I told her to use a lot of tape, she'd only use a little tape, which would result in a much more erotic interpretation of what constituted a duct tape bikini...

Soon, Piece Player and I would learn together...

Greetings, I am H.I. Player. Shipwrecked, I washed up on the island of Rokkenjima, where I was given a generous change of clothes and the use of the guest house by the Ushiromiya family. Ah... I loved them before I arrived here, but their generosity towards me, a relative stranger, makes me love them all the more. Hm? You think they're only treating me as a fun distraction from the oppressive conference atmosphere? Well, that's just your own interpretation of events. Without love-

Oh... Hm... There's someone on the beach here. I haven't told you why I've wandered down to the beach with just my umbrella, have I? Well, treat me as the open-world video game player who feels he has a finger on the pulse of the programmer and knows he's going to find an easter egg out here on the fringes.

Bingo!

Furudo Erika stood before me, almost completely naked, holding her utility box about the length of a man's forearm over her lap. Her hair was long, unkempt, around her, drenched with rain, while her pale knees knocked together from the cold. Her only garment? A sling bikini made of silver duct-tape. It must have been all she could do to fasten that thing together in this weather... Poor girl...

Poor, erotic girl! To think that Erika is standing before me this way! Aaah! Bullying Erika is the dream of all Rokkenjima fans, isn't it?! I can see those young, perky, but barely there breasts- the nipples slightly extended from the cold- so flat that I have to take this second to remind the reader that Furudo Erika is 18 years old! If the box wasn't in the way, I might even be able to see if she has pubic hair! I'd kind of like to, because that would go a long way in terms of convincing me she was the right age!

Ah... Meta-Me had an erection, feeling overjoyed at Piece-Me's good fortune. I could see Erika's fists quivering at her sides. Ha ha ha... Wearing something like that is actually even worse than if you'd just gone naked, isn't it, Erika? Do you read a lot of detective novels where the detective binds up their nipples and their pussy in an ass-flossing sling bikini?

"Hmph...! What you're seeing as your victory is just the detective's ingenuity, right? Don't you see? All of her private areas are hidden! This is the kind of thing you could see in a- a comedy, right? You could air this on daytime TV!"

Really? Hm...

You know, before we continue...