You made a terrible mistake.

You wake up but you don't feel a warm body against you nor the comfy matress of the bed you were in.

As you open your eyes you notice that you are on the campus of the community college just under the bronze statue of the founder.

You are duct taped naked to the statue with a lot of layers around your arms and legs, nothing to hide your manhood and no way to get free.

Your eye is drawn to a colorful thing on your left. On the statue's leg someone put a post-it note in a way that allows you to read it.

**Thanks for the watch, loser. Letting you fuck me once was a small price to pay for absolute power. Don't lose time looking for me at this crappy apartment, next time you'll hear of me I will probably rule the world.

P.S: I mailed every girl on campus that some pervert was caught spying in the girls showers and taped to the founder's statue. Have fun.