You kinda have too.

You fallow her too an old, abandoned masion. You know this place. It is very close too the camp grounds. She puts a machine on the ground. A blue **** field forms around the masion. She speaks. "I'm sorry. What I'm about too say is very important, so please stay quite until I'm finished. I am Chirp, an agent of the galactic alliance. Your planet has been invaded by the Mycelien's. An alien species that enslaves and mutates other sentient species with spores. We've never found a planet this early into infection before, so your planet might actually have a chance too be saved."

She puts a laser gun on the table. "I wish I could give you more, but we have a planet too save. We can't go waisting resources just too protect 2 people. This **** feild is made of cosmo energy. It hurts regular organic life, but it's devevastingingly potent towards Mycelien's and the Fuckroom's."

She points too a purple segment of the forcfeild in the shape of a door. "Press the purple button on the **** feild generator. That will open that part of the feild. However only go out if you need too collect food, water, supplies or if another unifected wants to get in."

She picks up the gun she put on the table. "This is a cosmo pistol. This big red button on the back allows you to scan others to see if they are infected. There is no cure for the infection, illiminate emidietly. If you pull this trigger, the cosmo pistol will shoot a bolt of consintrated cosmo energy. However it only has enough charge for 20 shots and after that you won't be able to scan people. So don't shoot more then 19 times unless there is no other option. Against unifected targets, these bolts will cause pain but no meaningful damage. So don't try to use this gun for hunting.

Now for fuckrooms. That is what you call those infected by mycelien spores. Unactedvated Fuckrooms are fuckrooms that are impossible for you too tell they are infected. However they won't be any more powerful then a regular human. The Mycelien's only keep fuckrooms unactivated for stealth missions and espeanoge. It takes 10 minutes for an unactevated fuckroom too transform, pleanty of time for you too shoot them. A single shot would be more then enough. Even a graze of the arm will vaporize them too ash.

Next are Fuckroom Initiates. Those are the kind I saved you from before. You can tell because they look mostly similar too non infected. The reason they look more attractive then the average human and have larger genitals is because sex can spread the spores. They are stronger, faster and more durable then regular humans. Do not engage in a unarmed combat. However they are just as **** too consintrated cosmo energy as unactivated fuckrooms.

Next are Elite Fuckrooms. These take more resorces to make then regular Initiates. So the Mycelien's won't bother making you 1 unless you infect yourself willingly or if an Initiate has survived 5 battles. Mycelien's can't take full control of the infected, so wasting extra recorces on those who aren't loyal would be foolish of them. Elites are even stronger, faster and durable. They can also heal faster and reattach severed limbs. They can also blast a psychic blast from there heads that can destroy stone. Luckily they can only do so once per day and this will make them dizy for a few minutes.

You can tell the difference between an Initiate and an elite by the mushrooms and the eyes. Initiates will only have 1 small mushroom while elites have 2 larger mushrooms. These mushrooms are on random spots of the body, so look carefully before engaging. Also initiates have regular eyes while elites have black eyes. Too kill an elite with only a cosmo pistol, it will take 5 direct shots too the head, neck or torso.

If you see a fuckroom with more mutations then that, theres no point fighting that thing with only a cosmo pistol. What abilities they'll have is unpredictable and they would be hard for even me too take out. Luckily spending resorces isn't enough for the Mycelien's too mutate someone beyond elite. It takes time. Thats why finding your planet so early in infection is such a good thing. We may be able too kill all your infected before they get too powerful."

She injects you and Ashley with 2 different blue liquids. "You are both now more resistant too the spores. It will be harder for you too be infected, but you're not immune. Be carful. If you see a giant mushroom spewing yellow dust, stay away. That is billions of spores in a consentrated cloud. These are called Mush Puffs. 1 shot from your pistol will kill it, however don't waist your ammo unless you need too get past the mush puffs.

Also don't eat or drink anything until you've held it close too the feild around this building. That will burn away any spores that may be in it. Also stand near the field too disinfect yourselves when ever you return from outside.

Oh yeah, I should tell you about Asset Points. When ever you do something that make the Alliance thinks your planet isn't a lost cause, the more resorces they will send hear too deal with the Mycelien's. That means you'll have to deal with less Fuckroom's because there are more agents on the planet killing them.

That also means you getting sent food, water and medical supplies so you don't have too leave the field as often. The fied getting more fuel so you can make this safe zone even bigger. Cosmo batteries too recharge your pistol. Even more powerful weponry to defend yourself. Every day you both spend unifected means more asset points. However you can gain asset points faster by killing fuckrooms and mush puffs, bringing more unifected humans too this safe zone, making children and helping agents when asked."

She points too the green button on the generator. "Thats the communication button. You can use it too speak too other safe zones on the planet or agents that have taken intrerest in you. Since I'm the 1 who brought you hear, I already have interest in you. I won't be able too talk if I am in the middle of a battle, but when you do want too chat don't be afraid too contact me. I'd appreciate it.

However don't let this fool you. Just because there is a chance too save your planet, don't think that means it's garenteed. Be prepared for the worst. If a fuckroom is infected for long enough, they can mutate too become so powerful even this **** feild of cosmo energy wouldn't be able to stop them. We call these Fuckroom Apocalypse's. If 1 of these do attack your safe zone, press this red button on the generator. This will make the generator explode. Nobody near this safe zone will be able too escape. Do not press this red button unless you are sure you are being attacked by a fuckroom apocalypse.

Wich ever 1 of you is the least likely too make bad decisions because of emotions, please step forwards." Ashley shoves you forwards. Chirp presses a machine on your hand too scan you. "You have now been registered as the leader of this safe zone. It will be your decision if your safe zone accepts missions to help agents or not. You are also the only 1 that can press the red button. If anyone esle tryes, nothing will happen.

Luckily this planet will need to rotate around your star several times before and fuckrooms can become fuckroom apocalypses. Be prepared for the worst, but be prepared for the best aswell. Your planet has the best chance of actually beating this infection then any other planet we've found." She walks up too the purple door. You press the purple button too let her out. You press it again too close it behind her, carful not too close it on her tail.