You keep her

“I think we’re going to take her in,” you say, looking at your wives. “Right?”

“Friend Sam will always be welcome in my home,” Starfire grinned brightly as she pulled your right arm between her bust. Aelita dallied a moment, nodding her head to one side then the other. She even held her head in the stereotypical pose with her head resting on an extended pointer finger and thumb.

“Well we do need someone to help moderate James’ outbursts,” she said before mumbling, “we’ve paid so much in plant clean up.”

“Couldn’t that Poison Ivy help out?” Jamie asked. Causing your harem to look at him confused. Even you were a little confused.

“Which Poison Ivy? If you’re talking about my friend Antonio’s Ivy then–”

“No no, I’m talking about the Ivy from that Vegas Club, the one who took you aside when she wasn’t supposed to,” he explained with a raised eyebrow. “I’m pretty sure you bought her.”

“OHH! Her! Yeah, she’s the Ivy from your universe Diana,” you said, turning towards the raven-haired Amazon who blinked in surprise. “She should’ve been at the mansion by now.”

“So you’re another of James’ girls?” Yunyun nervously asked, folding her hands as she looked at the woman seated next to her. The glaring woman was wearing a low cut leaf dress and a leaf like beret. The Justice League Action Poison Ivy scrubbed her arms with a wet cloth. On the side of the couch closest to Poison Ivy there was a too small crate filled with muddy dirt spilling out onto the rug. A coil of dirty nylon rope lay at Ivy’s feet.

Yunyun tried to use another wet cloth to wipe a smudge of dirt from Poison Ivy’s bare shoulder only to flinch in fear as Ivy quickly directed her glare at her.

“This will help with the rope marks and circulation,” Blackfire said, chucking a tube of paste at the plant-based villain. “I’m pretty sure it's all natural.” Poison Ivy used a nearby house plant to catch the tube and bring it close. She only gave it a quick glance before directing her ire at Blackfire.

“When is James returning?”

“Whenever he gets tired of railing my sister I guess,” Blackfire shrugged and walked over to a cooler she had next to the TV. She pulled out a couple of beers and sat down in her favorite chair. Blackfire ignored Poison Ivy and turned on the TV before channel surfing.

“Isn’t that our Gaige?” Yunyun asked, causing Blackfire to pause. On the screen, Gaige was shown streaming while riding on a DeathTrap at the head of a horde of flying robots and charging through a resort town. The video paused on a particularly ugly facial expression for the thumbnail.

‘It has been several days since a large harem rampage sent us into harem management mode…’

“Anyways, before we talk about that, let’s uncork this bottle,” you say, moving your hand to the release you spot on the side of the coffin-like stasis pod.

“Wait! She was cornered when–” You didn’t register your mom’s warning as the pod hissed and mist bellowed out. Your mom’s warning died out as Sam stood in the pod, leaning against the back of the pod without moving. Everyone looked in the pod to look at Sam.

“HISS!” With a loud shriek that startled even the warriors and former soldiers of the group, Sam’s eyes burst open, her fangs bared. Before you could blink, she had her fangs dug into the side of the neck and she was trying to claw at you. Without thinking, you bit back and chomped on her neck in return. You flung a hand out to stop your harem from attacking.

Your bite seemed to snap her out of her frenzy as her clawing stopped. You stopped biting her when you felt her fangs unlatch from your neck. She backed up away from you, a hand reaching up to where your teeth left a deep impression. “Y-you bit me!”

“You bit me, I bit you, fair’s fair.” You shrug as Katara rushes over to look at your bleeding bite mark. “I’m fine Katara, I don’t even feel any vampirism.” Sam looks around the room confused.

“Where am I?!” She demanded before looking down. “And who changed me?!”