You invite a mistress on the ship

Receptionist: Welcome to the FYSM Foundation, madam. This is where souls who are adrift find their perfect match.

Caroline: I think this is bullshit.

Receptionist: Please, madam, just give it a chance. All we need is a starter fee of 500 credits, and you can find your true counterpart in this life.

Caroline: What if I don't?

Receptionist: I'm afraid that is a chance we all have to take in the pursuit of finding our true half.

Caroline: Alright, I will pay.

Receptionist: Excellent.

Receptionist: Please fill out this questionnaire. Once submitted, it will take a week until your perfect soulmate is sought out.

Caroline: Great!

You tell her, and fill out everything.

Receptionist: Welcome to the FYSM Foundation, madam. Great news! We were able to find your perfect match.

Caroline: Glad to hear it!

Caroline: Oh my gosh, you are actually looking for a live-in slave?

Mistress: From now on you are to address me as Mistress. In my presence you are to address yourself as worm.

Caroline: Just to be clear: Upfront I do not have to pay anything?

Mistress: No need. Once I'm done with you, all your property will be mine. You will be nothing but a mindless toy.

Caroline: Oh my gosh, this is so exciting!

You tell her, and you give the access code to your ship.