You held onto the book

Despite being in shock, and a little hurt at getting fired, you quickly remember your magic book and you grin from ear to ear.

You hide under a gutter so you can write on the book.

“I wish my car was in the parking lot.” After all you got warped back here, your car is still in the parking lot of the restaurant.

Once your car appears you hop in so you can write in peace.

“I want **** on all those assholes and I’m gonna get in the most classic way possible. I’m going to fuck all their wives and girlfriends.” Nothing happens immediately, but this wasn’t an immediate command either.

“I’m going to create a harem of all their women, I will create a new folder on my notes app, if I add a woman’s name to it, she is in my harem unless I decide to remove her from it.”