You have to dress the part...

The group was dismissed, and JJ couldn’t hold back his laughing fit any longer. He doubled over while grasping his side in pain. Kenny instantly chased after Justin to plead for a new job assignment, leaving his two friends behind. Avery just scratched his head awkwardly trying to figure out what just happened.

“I didn’t know that Kenny was good at golf?” Avery questioned to JJ.

“He isn’t!” JJ could barely spit out, now laughing harder.

“But I guess he knows how to play though right?”

“Not even a little bit!” JJ was nearly gasping for breath, “Oh my god, I can’t even breath right now. This is the greatest moment of my life. Just wait… Just wait until Mindy hears about this.” JJ finally spit out as he stood up and placed his hands on his head to catch his breath.

Kenny quickly chased after Justin feeling like he was about to have a panic attack. “Umm, excuse me.. Mr. Jones? Um sir? Hey Justin! There’s a mistake with my job assignment.” Justin finally noticed the worried young man and turned with a slight annoyance.

“Can I help you, Kerry?”

“It’s Kenny.”

“What is it son? I don’t have all day.”

Kenny took a deep breath to mask his frustration. “I think there’s been a mistake. You said golf caddy for my job, but I think it’s supposed to be golf carts. I don’t even know how to play…”

“You saying I made a mistake new fella? That’s a little bold of you on your first day. You’re not off to a great start bud.” Kenny deflated a bit as Justin looked down at the clipboard and then shot his glance back up with a little bit of redness in his cheeks. “Well shit… Looks like I did make a minor mistake. I forgot about your uniforms.”

Justin quickly called the group back together as he went through the assigned uniforms for each department. JJ gave Kenny a friendly pat on the back as the defeated guy couldn’t believe his unfortunate luck. At that time, Justin walked over and handed Kenny a pink club polo with a terrible matching pink and purple plaid golf cap. JJ put his head down and took a deep breath as he painfully tried to keep it together. Kenny stood frozen as he accepted the two hideous items out of shock and couldn’t even respond or reject the garb. JJ gave him an apologetic look as he knew the guy was going to break at any moment. Justin then patted the dark young man on the shoulder and held his hand out to give him an item.

“What the hell is this?!” JJ all but yelled out as he quickly shot his eyes back and forth from the item to Justin to Kenny and back to the item. JJ was horrified as Justin was still dangling the bright red speedo in front of him.

“Language Jackson! Didn’t any of you shitheads read the club policies? We take our lifeguarding serious around here.”

JJ slowly accepted the ‘uniform’ and gave Kenny a glare, daring him to say a single word. Kenny finally had a little life return to his eyes as his lips involuntarily curled up into a smile.

“Kenny… You’re my best friend man but if you say a single fucking word dude, I swear…” Kenny shook his head and put his hand up to his mouth sarcastically pretending to lock his mouth and throw away the key. JJ stormed off and headed towards the pool hoping that no one else has to see his embarrassment.

Avery was handed a towel pouch to carry items in but considered himself lucky compared to his two friends. After examining the item, he looked up to see the cute girl now standing in front of him. Avery tried his best to stand up tall and give her a friendly smile which he internally felt made him look like a psychopath. Tessa giggled and stuck her hand out politely in greeting.

“Well, how’d I get so lucky to have such a great assistant? It’s Avery, right? I’m Tessa but my friends call me Tess, so feel free. I think we’ll get to know each other quite well this summer.”

Avery slowly nodded his head as he gave his sweaty hand a quick wipe on his shorts and reached out to shake her waiting hand. Not only was the girl gorgeous but she seemed really kind and friendly as well. “Yeah… It’s Avery. Uh, it’s good to meet you Tessa or I mean Tess.” Tessa laughed at his slight awkwardness and found it endearing. She knew what it was like to freeze up or make a fool of herself in front of the opposite sex a ttimes, so she decided to take it easy on the guy and was thankful to have a quiet sweet guy over an obnoxious one or a jerk that would just hit on her the whole time. “So new friend.. Should we go check out our summer home away from home?” Tess said with the lift of a brow and crossed her arms which in turn pushed her fantastic breasts up and out even more. As innocent as the action was, it certainly wasn’t missed by Avery. The lusting guy quickly shifted his eyes skyward and shuffled his feet as he prayed to any and all gods that he wouldn’t pop a boner in front of Tessa. As he continued to look anywhere but at the treasure hiding beneath Tessa’s shirt, he saw the disappointed Kenny still staring at his uniform.

“Uhm, yeah sure. Just one second and I’ll be ready, ok?” Tessa grinned warmly and nodded her head. Avery then walked up beside Kenny and tapped him on the shoulder to gain his attention.

“Hey Ken. What the hell am I going to do having to work with a stunning girl all summer? She’s going to think I’m an idiot or something.” Avery whispered while inconspicuously nodding his head in Tessa’s direction. Kenny was typically pretty patient and understanding with Avery but barely saw what the guy’s current issue is in comparison to his own.

“Are you offering to trade?”

“Not a chance!” Avery snapped back which caused both boys to relax a bit and share a smile.

“Then just be yourself man. You hang out with Quinn all the time who was one of the prettiest girls in our class.” Kenny reassured. Avery wanted to rebuttal but refrained. He knew Quinn was very pretty but he’d known her most of his life, so it was different. He gave it a second thought and realized what Kenny was going for. Maybe if he treated Tessa like an old friend, he wouldn’t get tongue tied every time she speaks to him. He gave Kenny a light punch on the shoulder with a reassured nod before making his way back to Tessa.

“Oh, hey Ken? I think you actually pull it off.” Kenny gave Avery a confused look before his friend continued. “The hat. It doesn’t look so bad on you man. In a kind of distinguished way there, gramps.” Kenny gave him the finger but laughed lightly as he appreciated Avery’s words. Avery wasn’t always the most outspoken but whenever he does decide to speak up, you can guarantee that he’s sincere.

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Brian white was kicked back and enjoying his day of leisure. He’d already caught a nice tan poolside and made a full scouting report of any potential hotties from the yoga class. He had a little time to kill before going around harassing his friends at their new jobs. He at least wanted them to situate first, he’s not a monster after all. He’s fresh out of the locker room and headed towards the treadmills when he spots one of the nicest asses he’s seen in all of his short days. Brian felt beckoned to the perfect globe shaped cheeks that just happened to be walking in to the “Experienced aerobics class”. He was so captivated by the sight that he seemed to forget the meaning of the word ‘experienced’ and saw no harm in trying it out since he was heading off to exercise anyways. If he’d been able to remove his blinders, he’d now be aware that the class was full of beautiful women ranging from his age to even a couple in their forties. He’d also have noticed that he was one of four men in this current class of around 20. Yet, none of that mattered as his eyes were still locked on the perfect female specimen who walked up to the front of the class and placed his bag down before bending over to start a few warmup stretches. Brian’s mouth dropped open as he simply stood there as still as a statue and took in the sight.

“Fucking pig!” A voice full of disgust and anger spoke up next to him. “Now us women can’t even come to a fitness class without creeps undressing us with their eyes.

“Don’t worry sweetheart, the rest of you women have nothing to be worried about it.” Brian hazily quipped, not once even looking up to see who the offended young woman talking to him was. He continued before she was able to voice her offense. “And I don’t have to undress anything. Thank the gods for whoever invented yoga pants, I’m merely a connoisseur of the arts.” The girl couldn’t believe the balls on this teenager or the blatant disrespect that he was showing. She quickly jumped towards him to give him a piece of her mind before they were both interrupted by the target of Brian’s lust who happens to be the instructor.

“Oh my god, Brian!” Both Brian and the furious woman jumped as they were startled at the interruption. Brian quickly looked up and turned beet red as he noticed that the cheeks of perfection that led him here belonged to none other than his childhood babysitter Jessica Galloway. Jessica is a gorgeous Latina woman who had flowing long brown hair and emerald, green eyes. Her tight and fit body was perfectly accented by her C-cup breasts that looked very large on her thin build. Now Brian knew that she had an amazing ass as this is far from the first time that he’s checked her out over the years but whatever she’s been doing lately has certainly been working. Jessica is a family friend who babysat Brian for years. You could possibly say that she was Brian’s first crush. It broke Brian’s heart once he was too old to need a babysitter and often bartered with his parents that they may still need her to keep an eye on him in his teenage years as his actions couldn’t be trusted. While that part was true, his parents never went for it. So, he was thrilled years later when he was told that she had graduated with her pilot’s license and was hired as a private pilot for his family. This didn’t allow him to see her as much but both him and his sister Rachel were able to keep close with Jessica. Brian’s father, Leonard, was known to travel often for work and would often times have Jessica all around the world to cater to his and his business’ busy schedule. She usually got in touch when she was in town for extended amounts of time, so it surprised him to see her here now teaching this class.

Jessica’s initial shock turned into a perfect grin as she could tell he was in awe at seeing her. The sharp breathing on his side, was the only thing that momentarily distracted Brian as he turned to the woman who was now dangerously close to him. What he wasn’t expecting was a goddess of perfection with caramel tanned skin and the most amazing hazel eyes. He tried to give her a quick one over as he was well aware that he hasn’t done himself any favors with this mysterious girl who appeared to be around his age, if not a bit older. This girl had perfect handful size breasts and Brian would be damned if she didn’t have any even bigger and rounder ass than Jessica! He could hardly see all of it at this angle, but there was no denying it. Brian had to quickly check his pulse to make sure that he hasn’t died and ended up in heaven.

Jessica spoke up again, not quite catching on to the tension between the two in front of her and looked back and forth between them both. “Brian? Erika? You too know each other? Only you Brian would be able to sneak it past me that you knew my sister!”