You give it a shot

Call it a lack of good judgement. Call it a lapse of sense. But you decide to give it a shot and slowly sneak into the room. You walk up behind her magnificent ass, as she's looking at her phone. You proudly jut your dick out and announce your presence with words that will haunt you for the rest of your life:

"Hello, you seem to need a good fuck!"

"Fuck!" she yells and tries to cover up. "Oh my God, John, what the hell are you doing here?"

"I... err..."

"Put that thing away and GET OUT before I call for help!"

"I... I'm sorry," you say and scramble, running out of the room in full panic mode.

What were you thinking?!

After a few moments back in the patient room, you decide enough is enough and quickly put your clothes on. Time to go home, tail between your legs.