You get some things out of your way

"I wish she gives her husband the greatest blowjob she can tonight," you say thinking of your neighbor.

"Done, Master."

"Thanks...um, what's your name?"

"Voloria, Master."

"OK, cool. So I can wish for anything?"

"My power is not unlimited. I could not make the universe disappear or the moon crash into the sun, for example."

"Cool." You think for a moment. "I've seen a few wish stories where the person making the wishes has them backfire, soooo. Hmmm, I wish all of my wishes turn out exactly as I want them to."

"Very wise, Master. It is done, and might I say that is the wisest wish I have ever granted."

"Why thank you, Voloria."

"My pleasure, Master."

"Does it really pleasure you?"

"Yes, serving my masters gives me pleasure."

"We could pleasure each other then?" You say, raising an eyebrow.