You excuse yourself and go to bed

"Uh... Er..." you say and look around at the hot women who seem interested in seeing your dick.

Unfortunately, you are not confident enough to be that kind of man.

"I-" you start and look at Riley, your gorgeous wife, who seems to be in a dirty, playful mood.

"What?" she says.

"I'm tired. I think I'll go to bed. You have fun tonight!" you say, and hug your wife.

She rolls her eyes as she turns to face the girls, and they all laugh.

You hear them leave a bit later when the taxi arrives.

The next morning you wake up, finding the bed empty. Where is Riley?

Fuck. You failed.