You don't mean it

"You heard me," you show a friendly smile as proof you were kidding, "Honestly I thought you were fighting the mat you were spending so much time on it."

"Oh my god you bitch!" Kali giggles as grabs a pillow of the couch and tosses it at you, "I remember you eating canvas a few time too." She tries to rationalize as you throw the pillow right back at her.

"Oh yeah? but not nearly as many times as you. You were chomping on the floor like a steak dinner," You both laugh at the overwhelming ridiculousness of that particular metaphor. When you reassert control, you say, "We're good right?"

"Yeah! we're good," she says, reclining in the couch, "Wanna watch the rest of the episode, I skipped over our match though." You plop down beside her and press play on the remote, "cause it was too humiliating right?"

"Shut up!"