You don't have any special talents, but these girls look lonely...

"How long have you been on duty?" you ask. "All afternoon? All day?"

"And night," the ebony guard and the left says.

"I bet you're bored," you say, slowly building to your proposal.

"There's only so many things we can talk about," the other guard agrees.

"Well, maybe you just need a man to mix things up..." you grin cheekily.

"You're not the first guy to make a joke like that," the ebony woman says, and you think your chances are blown. "But, you are by far the most attractive, and your package doesn't look unimpressive either." Your pants are ill-fitting, no wonder she saw.

'Well, stud?" the other woman says. "How do you want to do this?"