You are not.

A female lifeguard blows her whistle and calls you out of the pool. You follow her into her office, not bothering to cover your raging boner at all as you display yourself in this intimate state to all passersby all the way to her office.

She sits you down. You keep your erect penis exposed to her the whole time. She keeps openly looking at it as she talks to you "You know, normally I'd call security and kick you out. However, today there are only adults in this water park and they all seem to have enjoyed your little show. I'll let you go and I even got your shorts for you. However, I have a request first."

"What's that?" , you inquire.