You Read It First

They take your glasses and release your arms, and you try to hide your nakedness behind a tree.

It would be difficult to get them back without looking through the contract, so you decide to look through the contract.

I ____ agree to follow all the rules of Nudie Camp and agree to stay at the camp thereof until I earn my clothes back according to the headmaster/headmistress of Nudie Camp.

Check One Box

I___________ consent to any sexual contact or activities done by any member of the Nudie Camp Staff or the headmaster/headmistress starting from the first day at 12:00 am and expiring on the last day of camp at 11:59 pm, and the only way I wish revoke my consent is in writing. Nudie Camp may ignore any verbal revocation of my consent because I only mean it when it's in writing.

[ ] I don't consent to any sexual contact or activities done by any member of the Nudie Camp Staff or the headmaster/headmistress starting from the first day at 12:00 am and expiring on the last day of camp at 11:59 pm.

X_____________________________________________________________ Date_________________________

The form has a checkmark printed under consent. Maybe they were hoping that I would just blindly sign it, but if I secretly change it to I don't consent, they might assume that I do consent.