Yes, the Entire Contract

I sign the contract hoping that they're go easy on me. "Congratulations taking your first step on this journey" Brophy McGee says handing you a pair of socks rolled up into a ball "These socks are yours for signing the contract without any hassle or complaining"

You think to yourself in a retort hiding it on your face "They also are going to make it a hassle to walk through the camp. They're going to act as velcro on the twigs and other stuff on the ground, but it's not like I have to wear them on my feet".

Brophy Continues "You can trade in your socks/gloves for an article of clothing when you do something worthy of socks/gloves again, so a pair of socks and gloves are worth an article of clothing each"

"Ok let's get you into your cabin" Brophy says abruptly putting his hands together "Our camp will provide you with all the necessities like toilet trees, food, etc.". He leads you to a cabin in a coniferous area of camp with needles that feel uncomfortable with a ladder leading to the outside of the roof. "Here we are. Cabin 6" he says.

You see a 9 grafittied onto the door making it cabin 69 and someone near the cabin "Hey, you must be my/our new roommate" They welcomed "I'm _____"

Wow, news spreads fast! You think to yourself.