You Don't Have to!

As you sit and watch TV you feel the coat start to retreat into is self for some reason, this at first shocked you but also intrigued you. As you ponder this you start to walk around the room to determine what is upsetting the fur coat so much. At first you walk toward the TV to see if that affects it at all, when you are touching it the fur coat did not even flinch away. You look around the room to find something else to either effect it or help remove the huge fur coat. There are a few more important items that are in the room that might affect it.

A few of these items which you think might help it, include; the air freshener, the microwave which was running during this time, or the humidity from the humidifier. Just based on the TV you know that it is not affected by electricity and by the light from the TV. If it is from the microwave, then it is radiation that affects this creature made of fur which, you know for certain, is trying to either capture or change you. If it is the humidifier then the amount of humidity in your house should make it easy to fight back. If it is the air freshener, then the only way for it to work well enough to serve your purpose, is to stay near it.

The fact that some of these may also make it grow better also worry you based upon the chance to escape it. You also know that this coat has also has sentience which freaks you out that much more. You ask yourself what would happen if it advances any farther? You also ask what would happen when you remove it? Would you have to contain it somehow?