You've lost a body part, quite an important one!

Turning your attention from the antiseptic smelling room and to yourself. At first, it seems like you've been lucky. There's a nasty bruise across your chest and a dressing covering a sharp pain above one eye, but nothing's broken at least.

Except...

Now that you're fully awake, you notice something past the various aches and pains that sends a shiver up your spine. A cold empty feeling between your legs, not painful but definitely wrong.

Desperately afraid but unable to stop yourself you pull back the bed covers and slowly pull up the hem of the cotton hospital gown to reveal...

"HOLY SHIT THAT'S A PUSSY!" you scream seeing the smooth soft lips that now nestled impossibly between your legs.

It feels like you are floating outside yourself as you crane awkwardly to get a better look at the impossible cunt that has replaced your proper equipment. Numbed by shock, you note the neat line of surgical stitches that join the pussy's pale skin to your own. The way the outer lips part slightly to expose a deeper pink within. Prodding at it with a trembling finger you find you can feel it but only distantly, it's numbed like your mouth feels after the dentist gives you a shot, and you're not sure if that makes this better or worse.

"Okay," you croak swallowing the bile rising in your throat "What the fuck is going on?"