You're not going to take this lying down!

You're in EroFights City, god damn it! You're not going to take this lying down, you're going to fight this erotic assault on your senses! You huff and harumph, stoking yourself up. With a look of determination, you scour the bedroom, peeking into the wardrobe for something to wear... and find nothing but dresses and lingerie.

You fold your arms across your chest, deep in thought, mildly aware of how ridiculous you might look standing in the middle of the bedroom, utterly naked and hairless from the armpits down, with a pink chastity cage on. You're not about to give up, though, and you smile when you spot the heavy, pink curtains drawn over the window...

But wait... you're a man! A manly man! You're not about to be seen caught draped in a pink curtain... you're better off streaking back to your hotel room! Being naked would certainly provide better mobility, if not better camouflage as you escape from... wherever this is.

Right?