You're Excluded

"What's wrong honey, expected me to come back with one of those hot young sluts at the bar? I've been neglected by you sexually for far too long. Today is my turn to have fun!"

You look shocked at your wife's words. You knew that you hadn't been sexually satisfying her for a long time, but you never thought she was this upset about it. Whatever, you wanted to make her happy, and if it meant a threesome with a man, you were down for it. After all, it's not gay if you don't make eye contact.

"Ok honey, if that's what you want then we'll both fuck you."

"Oh no, James sweaty. You're not going to fuck me, you're going to watch as Kevin does. I'm not a fan of giving blowjobs, you've always known that, and you can't sexually satisfy me with your mediocre dick. You're just going to have to watch."

You were appalled at your wife's decision. After all, you were her husband. Who did this young stud think he is to steal your rightful spot in bed? You were not going to stand for this.

"Absolutely not. He's not going to fuck you if I can't. I'm putting my foot down."

"Oh James, I thought you would just give up and let me have tonight. But if you're not going down easy then we'll take you down hard instead."

You braced yourself for a confrontation with them.