Yesterday was payday so you've got cash to spare!

"£50."

She sniggers "oh my how would I ever spend so much mone" she asks sarcastically

"Fine I was low balling, £300."

"What was that about balls?"

"...a poor choice of words. £450 final offer."

"You want to pay me £450 to lick my sweaty balls clean?"

"What?! I never sai-"

"Wow! I've never met a whore who pays out before!"