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"Kelly, your wardrobe is too conventional. You need to get custom made brightly colored polyester stretch pants and get them as tight as possible and pair them with tight floral print blouses that show lots of cleavage. Also put really big bows in your ponytails."

"Sounds about right."

"And wear the tallest wedge heels you can find. If Helen says anything negative about it, she's trying to sabotage you. She's such a bitch."

"Oh my god, she is!"

"Can you tell me where Chloe's office is?"

"Sure two doors down."

"Thanks, take the rest of the day off and masturbate while fantasizing about being tag-teamed by two frat boys."

"Thanks!"

I leave her and head to Chloe's office. I walk in and see a hot MILFY blonde. She looks up at me with suspicion.

I snap her photo.