Yes

What's the worst that can happen? You take her pen and without looking at much of the contract, you check on all the boxes, sign, and date as Lexi looks on with the most evil grin! She would snatch the contract back from you and the pen as she stuffs it back behind her, "Perfect! Now, NO TAKE BACKSIES! It says so on the contract, you read that part right? Or were you just taking the risk of signing your entire sense of self away to me?"

Before you could even get a word out, "You know what, who cares about that, You're MINE now- I mean, Were gonna do great things together! I'll be in touch..." She would give a cutesy wave before walking away from you. Well,...Let's hope you didn't just make the worst mistake of your life.