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That night I walked into my floor’s meeting. I really didn’t know what to expect. It’s a decently sized building but each floor isn’t super big. I guess I wasn’t super surprised when there were only about 6 guys present. Mix of body types for sure; I was pretty average. One of the guys looked like a body builder, and another was pretty heavyset. Everyone else was somewhere in the middle.

We all came into the common room and sat around, some guys chatting, but as per usual, I sat off to the side. The heavier-set guy came over and introduced himself; he seemed like a bit of a loner too.

"I'm Teddy," he said, introducing himself.

"I'm Matt," I replied. I'm not opposed to meeting new friends, just something I don't go out of my way to to do.

"What do you think this meeting is about?" he asked.

"My guess is just a mixer. I guess they want the gay students to feel comfortable in the community."

Before we could really talk, our floor's RA, Anthony, came in. He was a bit older, a grad student. He was our RA last year, so I kind of knew him already. He gathered everyone's attention.

"Alright guys, hope your semester is going well so far! This meeting won't take long, I just have some announcements to make! As you may have noticed, the university is really upping it's LGBT inclusion campaign, and there have been talks on the biggest inclusion campaign ever coming soon. Well, the time is now! As a way to highlight our amazingn gay students and encourage others to embrace their gay classmates, the LGBT studies department has successfully lobbied a mandatory nudity mandate for all gay students on campus."

I couldn't believe what I was hearing. "Mandatory nudity?!" I exclaimed, shocked. Everyone else looked equally taken aback.

"I figured everyone would be surprised," the RA said. "It's important for us to not only be supportive to the gay community on campus, but to encourage curiosity and embrace open understanding of what it means to be gay."

I couldn't believe it.

"Now, what we will say is that we will roll out this process in steps. Step one will be for the next day, nudity will be optional, while you boys gather your thoughts and prepare all of your clothing for check-in with the university," he continued.

One of the other guys raised his hand and asked, "we have to turn our clothing into the university?"

"Yes, that is mandatory. You will have until the day after tomorrow, Wednesday at 5pm to turn your clothing over to the LGBT studies department or face consequences up to expulsion." Anthony explained.

"What about...getting hard?" One of the other guys asked.

"Great question," Anthoney continued, "part of the program is not only compulsory nudity but allowing our gay students to explore theirs and each other's bodies freely anywhere on campus. To promote a culture of understanding and acceptance that our bodies are beautiful sexual beings regardless of who we love."

Most everyone sat in a stunned silence.

"Finally, let's talk privacy," Anthony said, ignoring the silence.

"You may have noticed on the middle of the floor the construction. That is where your new wash facilities will be located. While you will retain your own rooms you've already been placed into, the six of you and every other gay student on campus will be required to utilize our open-concept communal bathrooms for any cleanliness or bathroom business."

"So like, out in the open?" I asked, knowing the answer.

"Yep!" Anthony said. "Openness is the name of the game now, guys. It'll be at the heart of each resident floor. Communal showers and open concept bathrooms so you guys can really develop a sense of brotherhood with one another and display an open lifestyle for the rest of the students."