Yes.

(Just a reminder. **** is pretty hot when its animated, but its really gross in real life. Please don't try it. If you are having sexual fantasys about real family members, please get a therapist. Even if your not planing on making a baby with them, it's still disgusting.)

You make it home and see your mom and sisters having supper. Maybe you where working on that jutsu a little too long. Mikoto looks at you and gasps seeing your headband. "Oh my goodness, congratulations honey. I can't believe it." She runs over and smothers you with her giant boobs. You haven't seen her this chipper ever since your dad left. You are happy things are getting back to normal with her.

Your sisters also congratulate you. Not being ninjas, even though they are all successful business women they can't afford their own house's. If you manage to become an important ninja like a Jonin or the head of the Sealing Core, you can get all of them their own houses.

You eat and chat but by the time your plate is empty you are exhausted. You head to bed. As you lie in your bed, you think about your dad. Yeah he wasn't happy with your mom and it wasn't his fault, but did he have to leave yours and your sisters lives too? You try to think happier thoughts before passing out.

While you sleep Naruto gets tricked into stealing an important scroll, lerns a forbidden jutsu, saves Iruka from dieing and was allowed to become a Genin. Man you miss alot when you sleep huh?

The next day you relax at home.

Meanwhile Iruka is looking over requests. The top 9 students are chosen between the 3 strongest Jonin that don't have squads. Because of what Naruto did last night, Iruka marked him as his best student so he gets 1 of the best Jonin as a sensei.

Kakashi Hatake chose Naruto because he's the son of his dead sensei, Sasuke since they both have the Sharingan and Sakura because she has the best written grades marks.

Iruka go's to Kakashi and pleads that he choose Shikamaru and Choji instead of Sasuke and Sakura. He tells Kakashi how Naruto had no friends growing up and how those 2 are the closest things to friends he had. Kakashi feeling bad he was moping for 12 years rather then looking after Naruto agreed. In reality Iruka is doing this to keep his word to the girls, but he dose care about Naruto and wouldn't do this if he thought it would hurt his growth.

Next Asuma wants Shikamaru, Ino and Choji since their families are known for working well together. Iruka tells him Kakashi wanted 2 of them. Asuma doesn't complain. The reason he wanted a squad was to help chear up Kakashi. Iruka recommends Sasuke and Sakura instead. Not having a preference, Asuma accepts. Iruka is pleased he managed to keep his word.

The next day you head to school. First you'll hear who the top 9 students will be pared to. Then the less impressive people with passing grades will be given papers telling them who they will be pared with.

Iruka speaks. "Hello everyone. Today is my final day as your sensei. Even though I am obligated to put a spotlight on the 9 top students, in my eyes you all deserve the tital best student in my class. I believe this is the strongest class I've taught and the future of the village looks bright. First is Kakashi Hatake's Squad. He has chosen Naruto Uzumaki." Naruto jumps on his desk and dances.

You're surprised. He's failed every physical and paper test hes done at this school. Then again he always looked tired coming to school. Maybe the reason he always failed was that he trained so hard at home he was too tied to do his best at school. You wonder why your parents warned you to keep your distance from him? As a child you never questioned it, but now that you are an adult you feel guilty about it. Maybe once your done making your new jutsu you can try becoming friends with him.

"Next is Shikamaru Nara." Shikamaru sighs. "There go's my hopes of getting a quiet squad mate. What a drag." You never liked Shikamaru. You see him look at clouds all day yet he always gets the second highest paper grades behind Sakura. You know if he worked even a little bit he would ace every written test and at least pass the physicals.

"The final member of team Kakashi is Choji Akimichi." Choji smiles. "Yeah, this is great. Wish we could be a team of 5 so Kiba can join." Shikamaru nods. "Actually with Choji on the team this won't such a drag." You feel the same way for Choji. Only difference is instead of papers tests Choji dose well with Taijutsu and durability tests.

"The next Jonin in Asuma Sarutobi. His first chosen squad member is Sasuke Uchiha." If Sasuke wasn't so popular with the girls you would have wanted to be friends with him. Everything physical hes at the top of the class and hes top 3 in the Paper tests so no surprise hes a top student.

"Next is Sakura Haruno." Sakura fist bumps the air. "Yes!" If it wasn't for her having the best paper grades in the class, Sakura would be a dead average student. You don't dislike Sakura because shes lazy. You've seen her train. There's other reasons. It's obvious she lacks drive. Her only goal is to be with Sasuke so she isn't motivated to be the best she can be. She's stuck up. She has a short temper. Finally as you learned a few days ago she's a slut. Despite all that she's 1 of the hottest girls in the village. Also if you can transfer her obsession for Sasuke to you, she'd make a great sex ****.

"And finally Ino Yamanaka." Ino stands up and dose a piece sign. "Yeah." Sakura gives her a **** glare. Ino return it. Sasuke rubs his temple like hes getting a migraine. Ino always gave you spoiled rich girl energy. Besides that she has the same problems as Sakura. Only differences are despite also having anger issues they are less intense the Sakura. Also she's even sluttier. If looks where all that mattered Ino would be best girl. However you have no issue making her another sex ****.

"Now for the last of the strongest Jonin, Kurenai Yuhi. First is Hinata Hyuga." Shes clearly disappointed she's not in the same team as Naruto. If Iruka new Hinata liked Naruto, he definitely would have paired them together. Fortunately for you he was unaware so you have a shot with her. You've always liked Hinata. She's so pretty and her tits are enormous. They're as big as your moms. Also you like her personality. Shes so kind and shy. Your surprised all the guys in your class where after Sakura and Ino. Unfortunately she's been stalking Naruto. Luckily Naruto hasn't made a move on her and you're friends with her.

"Next is Kiba Inuzuka." He howls. "Oh yeah baby." Kiba is your closest friend. He proteced you from bullies and you've been friends ever since. You got a crush on his mom and older sister but you have no plans to tell him that. You and him caused alot of problems for Iruka Sensei. However you never joined his band of trouble makers with Naruto, Shikamaru and Choji. Maybe you would have been tempted if they where close, but they never hung out with Naruto outside of pranks thanks to their parents warning.

You really hope Iruka considers you in the top 9 thanks to you knowing an A rank jutsu. Being on a team with your best friend, your crush and a hot sensei would make all your training worth it.

"And the final squad mate for the top Jonin is Shino Aburame." He nods.

You sigh. You should have figured. Whats the point of knowing a jutsu if even with performance inhancing **** you almost die using it? Without the **** you are a below average genin at best.

Oh well, Shino is another 1 of your friends. You stopped some jerks from squashing a beetle for no reason and took it outside. You got bullied extra badly for the next few days because of it but Shino stopped them ounce he heard why you where getting bullied extra hard.

Ino has no rite being in the top 9 and Sakura is definitely a stretch paper tests or not. Besides that this is a strong selection if Naruto has been working hard like you think.

Iruka gives a heart felt speech. He even crys at 1 point. He then dismisses you for the last time. Maybe you should come back with a gift some day. Your lucky to have had a teacher like him who really wants his students to succeed.

You go to collect your form telling you your Jonin and your squad mates. You have friends other then Hinata, Kiba and Shino but they are not as close. They where fellow bully victems like you. However you got the sense they only tallked to you to have someone to talk to, not because they where that interested in what you had to say.

Your Jonin is named Anko Mitarashi. A lady Jonin. Ok, thats good. Lets hope she's not married.

Next is squad mates. The first is Rei Senju. She's the only girl in the village with bigger tits then Hinata and your mom. Aperently both her parents are super strong ninja. Pure power wise shes on pare if not surpassing Sasuke. However she refuses to train without that armor so she's been struggling to learn speed and stealth. You asked her out once but she refused. At least she tried to be nice about it. Her anger issuses might be worse then Sakura, so you never tried getting close after that. Maybe she'll be a good sex **** too?

Finally is Yume Uchiha. Sasuke's twin sister. You remember she was very loud and bossy when you where very little. Then later on she became a moody loner like Sasuke but didn't have the skills to back it up like him. After she got over that fase, she was completely different then she was as a kid. She's now a shy nervous reck. She's 1 of the few girls you where never interested in. Not because shes ugly, but because how standofish she used to be. Now because you feel sorry for her.

You decide since your not in a team with any of your bully victem friends, you won't make an effort to keep the friendship going. It was nice talking to them but you where friends out of convince. If 1 of them makes the effort though, maybe you'll change your mind.

You'll definitely go the distance for Hinata, Kiba and Shino. You where very close to them growing up. Besides them you'll focus on making new connections.

For now you skip on talking with Rei and Yume. You haven't worked on your new jutsu at all yesterday and you want to get it ready soon.

(Just to be clear, characters Kirei doesn't like are because he is a bit of an ass or he doesn't know them well yet. His opinions don't reflect mine. Shikamaru is my favorite character.)