Yes you will.

-Wack! Wack! Wack! -

Ow. Ah. I mean thank you!

Yes master? ok.

Master tells me I need to be punished for not thanking you for hurting me quickly enough.

I have lost my butt plug privileges for the rest of the day. Can you take it out please.

-shlick-

Thank you...

So empty...

So the genie appears in front of me and says something in the same language as the voice.

Obviously I can't understand so I say "what? I can't understand you." and he reaches out and touches me on the side of my head.
Then he says "do you understand me now mortal?" I'm dumbfounded so I just nod my head....

I LOVE giving head. Did I tell you about this time

-Wack! -

Thank... You

Master if I keep getting spanked like that I might cum a little. May I?

Thank you master

What? No master isn't in my head silly. He is speaking through the earpiece. See its really small...

Master is always watching. It makes me feel so safe. He understands my needs and makes sure I'm provided for.

So anyway the genie gave me this long speech. I will never forget it. Here goes.

"My name is Humbaba. I was the guardian of the God's forest. Gilgamesh and Enkidu destroyed my body in a great battle. But you cannot kill an immortal so easily. He trapped my essence in an enchanted bottle and threw it into the sea."

I looked this Humbaba guy up once. They say his cock had a snakes head. That's a bit much even for me.

Anyway. So he then says. "You have freed me. And so by the power of Enlil my master I will grant you 3 wishes, and then I will seek out my master. But be warned, I will give you exactly what you ask. So be very specific. If you want riches tell me how much in beer, how much in gold and how much in land."

Now I told you I wasn't very bright right. So I didn't think for more than a second. "For my first wish."

Wait.

Now this is the important part. If you ever get a chance at 3 wishes and want to be happy. You should make it these 3 wishes.

So anyway. "For my first wish I want you to make me immortal and that I will never age."

Not a bad wish isn't it. Who wants to get old.

You know old people have a bad reputation when it comes to sex. Yeah it takes them a while to get going but experience makes for some good fucking...

This one time

-Wack! -

Oh thank you! More please!

-Wack! Wack! Wack! Wack! -

Oh th-thank ah y-y-ou. You made my cum.

Mmm