The story continues

Ah where was I?

Oh yes. So the genie looks at me and says "So shall it be. When the universe dies you will be the last witness to its end."

That kind of freaked me out but I figured I have the rest of time to worry about it. I'm still not worried. As long as there are intelligent species somewhere in the universe I will be able to find a master. That's all that matters after all.

So it was time for my second wish. "I wish for perfect health. I will never get sick and I will never age."

I you have immortal life the last thing you need is some horrible disease.

"Very well" says the genie "You will have perfect health while you watch those you care about wither away and die."

That still sucks. I have lost several masters to different diseases. I still think of them from time to time. That's sort of like keeping them alive. Anyway I bore children to most of them. The male ones at least. As long as my daughter are alive some part of the masters will never die.

Sorry. Bit of a downer aren't I.

Can I pleasure you to cheer you up?

No. You're right. I can pleasure you later.

So the last wish was the most important. "for my last wish I want anyone who gets my sperm in or on them to be transformed into a hopeless teenage slut. She will feel a need to dedicate her life to pleasing a master of my choice or the master can pass her on to another owner. She will take on the form and appearance of her master's choice. When she gets pregnant she will only have girls and on their 18th birthday the slut wish will apply to them as well."

See I had this dream of ruling the world with an army of sluts at my command. "Are you sure? I don't normally do this but you can cancel that wish if you want." said the genie.

"No this is what I want." I insisted. "Very well. I wish you well my saviour. One day we'll meet again. Immortals has a tendency to meet."

With that he vanished with a flash of light.

So I decided it was time you go find my first ****.