Yes of course she's the oblivious one. Now back to my story...

As a part of living rent-free at Aunt Olivia's, I agreed to do all the maintenance and repairs. The condo is about ten years old and while the build quality is high, inevitably it is starting to need some minor tweaks here and there. Aunt Olivia's bedroom door was squeaking and she actually noticed the noise miraculously and asked me to fix it. Obviously this is about the world's simplest home maintenance task, but I did it thoroughly and took the door off its hinges to oil everything thoroughly.

I had the strangest idea though. It was right before bed and I told her it was a complicated job and I'd finish it the next day, which was a Saturday.

"Oh very well," she said, not questioning me. What was much more, though, after she continued going about her evening routine normally. She always goes in her room and changes into pajamas before bed, then comes turn out the lights. I stood at the doorway to her bedroom, which now didn't have a door. I felt like a creep, but if she was really not going to notice the door was gone and I was standing there, who was I to stop her?

Sure enough she started undressing. I knew it was wrong but I'd been seeing her boobs in shadow at odd angles all week and I'd done the "Ooops I dropped my fork" trick at dinner three times to look at her panties. I was going stir crazy as a single guy riding the bus with those hot co-eds every day. I needed to see a naked lady even if it was wrong.

Aunt Olivia moved almost roboticaly as she took off her skirt and blouse. She had worn a bra that day and it was boring white cotton to match her panties. She turned her back and at first I thought it was so I wouldn't see as she took off her underwear, but she reached out a hand to balance herself on the dresser as she stepped out of her panties. I should say Aunt Olivia is also notoriously clumsy, so it was a sensible precaution.

She does about an hour of exercise each morning and it showed. I'd assumed she was much skinnier and less attractive, to be honest, but she had a very firm butt and toned legs. I shouldn't have been thinking about such things about my Aunt, and I thought my type was more of the thick, squat, huge butt type of woman, but now that I was seeing it in real life, the fit girl look was pretty amazing. Aunt Olivia was the youngest of my aunts and uncles but she was still 35, yet she had the body of a girl my age.

She turned around and started to giggle, so I thought I was busted, but then I noticed she had in wireless earbuds. She's always listening to podcasts and it must have been a comedy one. She was so into her podcast that she didn't even notice me standing in the darkened common area of the condo.

But I did notice her body from this frontal view. To my surprise, she had shaved all of her pubic hair bare. I didn't think she would have been aware of such things, but I could see every detail of her bald pussy. She had slightly large labia lips and a big clit, just short of being unattractive. Her abs were toned and her breasts, if still on the small side, were perfectly perky.

She walked around the room for a while and I figured she was had lost her pajamas, which was very Aunt Olivia. Sure enough she had to look in every corner of her bedroom, it seemed like, and even bent over a few times to look under things. How does she lose everything so thoroughly? And how did she not notice she was giving me an amazing view as she bent over? I could see her bare pussy lips from behind and even my Aunt's butthole!

Finally she found her pajamas and put them on. I knew she'd be coming out to say goodnight now so I darted to my room. Sure enough, she tapped on my door a few minutes later.

"Goodnight, Mark. It's bedtime. Have you been in there all evening?"

"Y-yes, Aunt Olivia," I said. Her voice sounded as spacey and unaware as ever. "I'll finish with your door tomorrow morning."

"There's no rush," she said, "And thanks again for fixing I'm going to bed, have a pleasant sleep!"

And with that she left. Boy am I glad I'm living with the most oblivious woman in the world!