Yes, you are that stupid

After everything you've been through today, that little part of you that says you should be scared gets swallowed up by the absurdity of the situation. You embrace the madness.

"You know what, sure."

"Nooo don't leeeave I neeeed - wait, WHAT?"

"I'll help you. Compared to the horror nurses and that strung up doll girl at the entrance you're literally the nicest character I've met in this haunted house so far. Let's see if I can't get you off and then you can show me the way out, huh?"

"Uh, sure!! YES. Come in come in hurry they're coming!"

Out of the corner of your eyes, multiple "nurses" come shambling towards you. You unseal the cell door as fast as you can and jump inside, slamming it shut behind you. Your skin tingles with excitement. You're loving the ride.

The nurses gather in a throng outside the cell and peer through the window. Some gasp in disbelief. Some laugh. Others say nothing. One nurse pipes up and says, in a normal speaking voice, "You have no idea what you've just done."

The girl in the straitjacket meanwhile is prancing around the room.

"Oh my god he actually came in. I've been waiting so long, SO LONG you don't know how long it's been. They always run. What's your name Teddy huh? What's Teddy's name? Big caring beautiful Teddy. I could kiss you."

"My name's Sam. It's nice to meet you too." You're digging her commitment to the role.

"Sam? Sam Teddy? Teddy Sam?"

"Just Sam," you laugh.

"Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam," she dances around the room. "Thank you so much Sam. Mine's Hailey. I'm Hailey. Hailey's me. And it's time for YOU to help ME, then I help YOU and WE can both get out of HERE."

"Ooh, a jailbreak huh? Okay, partner. You're on. How do you want me to help you?"

"Ooh choices, choices, spoiled for choice am I, am I. There were no options but now there are so many. Sam, oh Sam, how will you help me..."

She stops in her tracks and stares at you for a while.

"Ass! Your ass!"

You frown. That escalated quickly. "Hailey, do you see any lube in here?"

She flails her head looking around the padded room.

"... No?"

"That's right. So you can't play with my ass." You lean back to the nurses watching at the door and wink. "Not yet anyway." This is all pretend so why not be a tease? You can play a part too. Why be terrified of all this nonsense when you can be part of the charade?

You turn back to Hailey.

"So your choices are mouth," you point. "Hands, or..." You call out to the nurses. "What else is there?"

"Uh... I like it when my boyfriend uses his thighs sometimes."

"Shush, Barbara! Stay in character!"

"Oh um... Grrr your legs must be cleansed by my diiiiick!"

"That's better. Uh... Yes! And we alsoooo liiiike to hotdog your buuuuuns!"

"All good suggestions," you smirk.

"This guy is as crazy as her," they whisper.

"Alright Hailey, what will it be?" You ask.

"I can't decide. Hailey can't decide please please just HELP."

"Okay, okay," you whisper.

You hug her and soothe her anxious spirit, then reach down and start a slow sensuous handjob. She shivers against you. Little whimpers fill the room as you stroke her enormous cock. It's easily a foot long if not more. It doesn't take long before she's humping your hand. She wants to cum NOW. She grits her teeth and shakes her head, sending her black twin ponytails flapping in the air like raven's wings. When she finally cums she screams and blasts the wall of the padded cell. Her cum hits the cushioned surface with an audible thud and Hailey buries her face in your neck and cries tears of joy. You pat her on the back and she not only kisses you but licks your face like an excited puppy. Soon her tongue licks at and enters your lips and your mouth is invaded by her mad love for you. You make out like this for some time. Eventually you pull away. You're both panting.

You gasp. "Now let's get out of here. Hey, partner?"