Yes, you are pregnant

You have been married for about five years now, and all this time you've managed to keep a string of affairs going on the side. As far as you know, your spouse has been completely faithful to you and has no idea you've been having sex with anyone else. You love your spouse dearly, and you two still make love passionately at least once a week. However, you have needs and urges that just can't be fulfilled by only one partner. You don't know how to explain this without potentially hurting your spouse's feelings, so you've kept your long list of wild encounters, one night stands, fuck buddies, and discreet lovers a well guarded secret throughout your entire relationship.