Yes, yes, and yes.

Under the circumstances, I was stunned I managed to last as long as I did. I came inside of Ty Lee, making her coo and giggle. "God, I thought I'd never get a good cock in me again...the Koyshi Warriors only have sex with guys to have children, not to have fun," she explained. Good to know...I guess.

The warm and fuzzy moment ended as the bathroom door opened and Mai stood in the doorway. With her hair all in her face, she reminded me of those creepy Japanese ghost women. You know, like the one in Ringu or Ju-On. However, I could just barely make out her two amber orbs...and they were burning. Her hand clenched into a fist.

Ty Lee clung to me with a nervous smile. "Um...morning, sleepy head?" she said meekly. "...not likely. ...I think you woke her up, Ty Lee. ...the last thing that abruptly woke her up, she impaled to the wall," I informed her in a dry tone. It wasn't me that those eyes were locked on. It was Ty Lee. I could practically see Ty Lee's image reflected in them. ...I decided not to tell Ty Lee that the thing Mai impaled wasn't actually alive.

"You know...I gave one simple stipulation," Mai said in her monotone. "One tiny rule. Just keep it down. And what do you do? You shriek like the damned crawling out of the ground." Interesting description... Mai took a step forward, making Ty Lee clutch me tighter. "I know he's good. I've had the pleasure a few times myself. But if I was going to do something like this, I'd at least put something in my mouth to muffle the screams."

Pulling Ty Lee off me, Mai pointed at her. "You...get dressed. Go watch TV...next door if possible," she instructed darkly. Ty Lee was out the door by the time she finished the part about getting dressed. Then she turned to me. "And you...back in the bed. Now. I'm going back to sleep." Great...I was now her teddy bear.